The Chill Pill

By Bill Maher

Most of these “invincibles” who need to sign up for Obamacare to succeed are young men. Everybody keeps saying there’s not as much in it for them as there is for young women, but what about “the pill” being free? Shouldn’t this also be a big selling point for guys in their twenties and thirties? I mean, c’mon, haven’t most of them experienced the sheer dread of a girlfriend being late? I’ll never forget those days, because they felt like years.

The new recruitment slogan should be, “What, me worry?”